The Ultimate Blog

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In the ultimate planet called PAS, there are kingdoms also known as rooms to the local people.   The planet is controlled by people who live in Office Kingdom. They controlled the planet with strict rules. They have such great authorities that they even can make a kingdom forbidden. The most interesting room is called the Ping Pong Room, or Ping Pong Kingdom. There are four regions called Ping Pong Tables. Today, as a visitor, I visit one of the Tables. There is a few special about those regions, there can be at most 4 people in at the same time. You can either go in as 1, to wait for others, 2, direct start, and 4 double start. I was in with Kyle. Kyle tell me to get lost because I am too weak to join. However, I beated him with only 2 points. And then James came up. I, as a novice, challenge James, a pro. I won by 2 points again. Anyway, that is the end of the story.

Ben, that person that isn’t worth too live, is actually deserve to go to hell now. He had been spreading rumors all around. He tell Charles the origin of my nickname, and Charles get addicted to it and call me that (not to mention what) all the time. Afterwards, that negative worth Ben splashed me water. I just walked to wash my hands!! I am INNOCENT! That started the capture Mr. President game. Charles and Tony are the two annoying guards. Charles is fine, but Tony …. Well, a very strong wall I guess. He is probably the best defense. However, he will start to get mad (dunno why) if he talk to me face to face for more than 1min(maybe 40seconds). Charles, which isn’t really helpful for protecting Ben, was knocked down by Allen, my partner. Charles did nothing but to delay our movement so that Ben had time to escape. Andrew, another partner, is cool, real cool. He is just like Spiderman, jumping all around, on desks, chairs. He uses anything he could. Although, he forfeit before the capture, he is a honorable agent. Allen, a suspicious guy, questioned me whether Ben is the real President because he is too strong. He left the mission and came back unexpectedly. He is the one that capture Charles (Allen, the president is Ben not Charles!). Ben, crazy guy, there is no president that strong and with six packs. He is a weirdo. He is (in Mr. Hays point of view) tiny. Ben always runaway fast. The only way I can find him is by Tony. Tony is always near him. He runs fast and he is strong. At the end of the game, he crushed my revenge weapon (water bottle with water ). He came up with a treaty, he said that he will splash himself for the revenge. This isn’t my interest, but Tony is there. I agreed. He ran toward the WC and I followed, but Tony stopped me. I ran past him but Ben already finished his part of the treaty. I think that he just washed his face. What a bad game!

There is a crown that shows that it is very good. The beams show that it is better than other. The castle represents the Loarre, a famous castle site. The mountain represents Aragonese Pyrenees. The waterfall represents the waterfall from Aragonese Pyrenees. The last picture is the Gate of Darcoa, a famous historical site.

So far, i learn some stuff. I learned 5 things in computer class.

1. Do NOT EVER EVER EVER use web messenger in class. Your chat contacts might be deleted or get translated into English (if you are chatting in Chinese)

2. When the teacher is controlling your computer, relax! Or else, you’ll  freak out.The last thing you will ever want to do is to force the computer to shut down. Mr. Hays will kill you!

3. Mind your own business! Do not interfere. The alternative is go to the office.

4.  Post something, so you will not get in trouble.

5. You must learn something in one week, so post it. Or else you will be in trouble.

One of the most unacceptable and bloody fruit is tomatoes. They are disgusting and evil, I tell you. Their main food is blood and expensive human blood soil. That is why it cost 60 NT per 600 grams. I learn that when you pick tomatoes, you don’t pull it. Instead, you twist it from the knot above the tomato. I’ve also got twin tomatoes. They are all because they are sharing the constant amount of blood. ILL! Just remember, DO NOT EAT TOMATOES!

Tears can come in several ways when you are sad, when you laugh too loud, when you are peeling an onion, when you are touched etc. You can have tears when you yawn too!. However, the new “tears” I am going to tell u is staring at a rabbit jumping on bells can make your tears running down like a waterfall. I am just playing this game “O-bell” aka winter bell when I discover about this. This game requires great concentration to play. You need to stare at the bells and the rabbit (basically the screen). Suddenly, I eyes get watery and I cannot open my eyes. Finally, I lost the game and I wait for Ben and let my eyes rest. Now I hate every single moving bell and the stupid rabbit. I vow to myself to let the rabbit jump higher and let if freefall to the ground.

OK. Guess what. Yesterday, Mr. Covault ask us some literally dot dot dot riddles. You might find it stupid but don’t say it out, or else, there will be a person chasing you all around the school. The first one is ” A group of explorers went to Artic and see a dead person frozen in a chunk of ice clearly. One explorer suddenly say that the person is Adam. Why?” The answer to this is because he doesn’t have a belly button. Adam is the only person made out of dirt, so literally, without mom. Thus, he shouldn’t have a belly button. “You are locked in a indestructible room. There are no windows or doors. You just happen to be there. You have a wooden table and a saw. How do you get out of the room?”. The answer is cut the table with the saw and then put them back. When you put them back it is a “whole” (hole), so you can leave the room with the hole. Another similar one, “You are locked in a indestructible room. There are no windows or doors. You just happen to be there. You have a baseball and a baseball bat. How do you get out of the room?”. The solution is to pitch the ball toward the wall and let it bounce back. Try to hit the ball with the bat but miss it purposely. Do this for three times and you are strike “out”. The last one, why is 6 afraid of 7? The answer is because 7 8(ate) 9.

This is a city with a lot of farms. The castle on the top left corner is surrounded with river for protection. There are two flexible bridge in case a big army come in.

log is the short for logarithm. Logarithm is a way to solve to how much power the base need to be to get to the selected number. Thus, if log x with base a equals to b, then a to the bth power=x. Also, if you did not write a base for log, it will automatically be 10. It is very cool.